Sunday, September 12, 2004

Death By Disgust

We had a murder here the other night. A guy was shot seven times outside a strip joint called The Backswing. Our daily rag The Oregonian had this to say:

"A bouncer ran outside and found 31-year-old Kenneth Ivey Davis bleeding in the street. Shot multiple times, Davis died behind an establishment that neighbors say makes a bad street even worse. Their complaints run the gamut, from bad food and unnatractive strippers to late-night fights and drug deals they say they have seen outside."

The message is clear: Bad food and ugly strippers are a deadly combo.

America, you've been warned.

The preceding is presented as a Public Service Announcement by Me Gotta Go Now, a socially-conscious blog.


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